If all of the murderers were locked up
we would be safer.
We all can agree on that.
No, war is not murder.
Except when they are murderers.
If the immigrants were sent back,
we would be safer.
Only people who have been here for forty generations
should be allowed.
If we all followed the book the right way there would be no more pandemics. God would smile upon us. Which book? The right one, of course! The right way! Out of 45,000 different versions of the right way.
Don’t step on a crack
Or you’ll break your mother’s back
Codified and punishable
But some punish the mother
Others will punish you
In fact, when I am sick there is only one person to argue with. Myself.
So that is what I do. Autopilot. I think of something and then instantly question it. Is it true, do I really agree with it, what arguments are on the other side. Sometimes there is an angel on one side and the devil on the other. Sometimes it’s two scientists or politicians or I’m arguing the male viewpoint as far as I can versus the female as far as I can.
One time my mother in law was visiting when my son was around nine. She looked out the window. My son was pacing back and forth in front of the garage.
“I am worried about him.” said my mother in law
“Why?” I said, glancing out at him.
“He’s bored.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Just LOOK at him pace.”
“He’s not bored.”
She was shocked and slightly outraged.
I said, “Go stand by him.”
She looked confused but she did it.
After a bit she came back inside. “You are right, he’s not bored.”
Because, you see, I knew what he was doing when he paced there. He was narrating a story out loud. It usually involved spaceships, dinosaurs, other planets and explosions. He did sound effects. It was the opposite of boring. It was very very exciting.
When I needed his attention I would say his name. If that didn’t work, I would start adding sound effects. I would add explosion noises and squeaks and dinosaur calls at inappropriate times. He would stop and glare at me.
I have to say that now I am not surprised that he was a late reader. I am actually surprised that the teacher could talk through the explosions and dinosaurs and spaceships at all….
Anyhow, pick a controversial topic. Argue one side of it. Then switch positions and argue the other side. If you can’t, you need more information from the other side. Do a search on google. This will confuse the hell out of your feed, which knows very well that you are not a fan of oil drilling or hunting elk. But it’s GOOD to confuse your feed, it needs to know that you are a versatile thoughtful very smart human being.
And have a great time arguing with yourself. Be sure to put the blue tooth in your ear so that no one calls the people with nets to take you away…..
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