Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I’m over the hill
Don’t wanna have sex
Nope nope nope
Little blue pill
Gives my husband hope
Can’t make a pill
Til we define the disease
Doctors would you
Hurry up please
Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I’m over the hill
Thought them hormones
Would make me hot
Doc was right
They did not
Hot flashes make me
Sweat and moan
No help from that
Testosterone
Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I’m over the hill
Doctor this
Is really no joke
My husband says
He’ll slit his throat
Can’t make a pill
Til we define a disease
They’re trying hard
Those drug companies
I think we’ll know
If they define a disease
Drug companies will plaster it
On tv
Doctor I found
Just the thing
A brand new stimulating
Clitoral ring
Don’t wanna have sex
Nope nope nope
Little blue pill
Gives my husband hope
previously published on everything2.com
the mushroom is from the olympic peninsula. we didn’t know what it was and did not eat it.
That took an unexpected and funny and biting turn.
….was a report at a conference that anecdotally some postmenopausal patients said “works great”. I don’t think there has been a study …. yet.
Apparently the sex toy market to aging boomers is – ahem – booming!
yep… AARP is consider more ads….